The Black Dahlia
Well, the first half hour was OK, and I'm glad Aaron Eckhart and Mia Kirshner are working, but honestly, if it looks even remotely interesting to any of you, read the book (which is the best noir I've ever read), and skip the film all together. Seriously, it felt like at least an hour and a half of footage ended up on the cutting room floor, and what was left was a hollow mess that wasn't anywhere near pretty enough to compensate.