the start of my day

[adrienmundi]

"Good morning. Would you rather be burned or electrocuted?"

"Um, what?"

"Would you rather be burned or electrocuted?"

"What do you mean? I don't..."

"It's very simple; you have to choose to be either burned or electrocuted."

"I don't want either!"

"That's just silly. You have to choose."

"No..!"

"If you don't choose, we'll choose for you."

"That's not fair!"

"Then choose for yourself."

"But, no, I can't.."

"Fine, you look like someone who would be burned."

"No!"

"Would you rather be electrocuted, then?"

"No, I wouldn't."

"Then burned it is."

"Argh!"

"Don't worry, we'll give you plenty of other options to choose, starting tomorrow."