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One of my teeth is feeling a little tender when I bite down on it. I'm worried that I've cracked yet another, and that I'll need yet another cybertooth. It feels like a personal failing on my part, no matter if it's a result of too many adult years withouth dental attention, poor stress management skills, or a reaction to certain extracurricular activities. I am uncomfortable with the necessity of artifice, and dentistry just freaks me the fuck out.

overheard in my office

"Don't let her get away while you're waiting on him"

I doubt it's as entertaining in reality as it is in my mind.