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I've been meaning for weeks to write something that starts with, "If girl were less expensive, I'd buy it and keep it with my black Docs and favorite shirts", but I just can't seem get it out. Maybe this will prompt me, maybe not.

my navel

I've got issues with authority. No wait, that's not right: I've got ISSUES with authority, with an emphasis on the issues (as in, 'She's all right, but she's got issues'). It's certainly made life interesting, prompted me to look at things differently than a lot of people, and to question the unquestionable, etc. But sometimes it's just reactionarily stupid. No one knows better than me, but then I get upset when no one can help. People try to help, and I get pissed off because they're telling me what to do (even when they're not). My 'fuck you' is mighty (if curiously applied), but sometimes using an atomic bomb to hang pictures is kind of stupid.